Why Miso Soup?

WHERE’S THE SHPOON?! (Photo by Farhad Ibrahimzade on Unsplash)

Because Miso Hungry (Burkey Taster)

Alllllll righty folks. I have a debilitating case of being fired as tuck. That’s how I started the day. And now? Hoo buddy. Now it’s time to rest my peepers.

Just for the record, that is not something I normally say. But I think it’s fun to type peepers, and maybe I’ll start saying it now.

Moving Along (Quickly, Quickly)

In any event, I thought I was going to have some spoonerisms for you. Like:

1. Flood Maps

2. Pat Coupe

3. Burkey taster

4. It’s hilly in cheer

5. Tao, I am wired

6. Po much sane

Translations:

1. Mud flaps

2. Cat poop

3. Turkey baster

4. It’s chilly in here

5. Wow, I am tired

6. So much pain

Looks like I had some spoonerisms after all …

It’s Like My Guidance Counselor Used to Tell Me

“If it can pop inside your head, we can pop it right out!”

We’re Done Here

Swivels in, Swivels out.