Where Do I Keep It? (And What Is It?)

The question isn’t how. The question is where.

Mean? You talkin about averages? (Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash)

Folks, I’m in my 30s now. I’ve been around the block a couple times, and that comes with valuable insight such as this:

· Every block is a clockblock when you’re a rooster.

· Everything the Gestapo says is always to boot.

· Also, you know you’re in a bad neighborhood when …

You stop in a convenience store and the cashier robs you.

If I knew that when I was younger, maybe I would’ve moved faster …

In any event, I sawed my dick off the other day.

Listen, I’m a man of my word. When I say I’m gonna keep it in my pants, I’m gonna keep it in my pants.

But you gotta take em off to do laundry …

Swivels, keepin it sassy.