HUMOR
What I’ve Been Doing
Hint: It’s Coke
I’ve been doing a lot of coke lately. At least, it’s a lot for me. I’m generally someone who doesn’t do *any* coke, so even a miniscule amount of coke is a lot of coke for this guy.
Now, before you go telling me how bad this is, let me assure you.
It’s actually fun.
Sometimes it makes me laugh. Heck, one time I did coke while my girlfriend watched, and I giggled so much she said, “No more!”
Do It In Minis
Look, I know coke is bad for you. It can be bad for your heart, it can be bad for your … well, probably your nostrils (if you do it wrong). It’s probably bad for other things too. I don’t really know; I’m not a doctor.
That’s why I do my coke in minis.
Not the car — although that would be fine too. I mean mini amounts. Mini doses. A splash here, a dash there, and hehehehe! It’s about, oh, 7.5 oz.
Seriously
These mini cans are delicious.
Like I said, I don’t normally do coke.
But when I do, the mini cans help me from … overindulging.
Go Ahead
Give a bloke a Coke.
We All Know This Is Unsustainable
So I’ll probably have to move on to the diet stuff before too long …
P.S.
It’s Coca-Cola, ya filthy animals.
Swivels in, Swivels out.
