What If You Work At Night?
Escape the 9-to-5
I don’t have a 9-to-5. I’ve never had a 9-to-5.
I’ve had an 8-to-5. I’ve had a 9-to-10. I’ve had a 7-to-5. But I’ve never had a real, boner-fried 9-to-5.
So how can I escape it if I’ve never had it?
Or … does that mean I succeeded in avoiding it? And if I’ve done that, why do I need whatever you’re offering?
I hope bullshit has an answering service. Because I’m about to call it.
You’re Missing Me
Is 9-to-5 a figure of speech? If so, you should watch your figure.
Or MAYBE courses that talk about escaping the 9-to-5 aren’t meant for me. Maybe these coaches and solopreneurs are talking to someone else.
And if that’s the case, they have a targeting problem. Because I get a lot of their content and a LOT of their ads.
And you know what?
It’s pissing me off.
And Now You’re Losing Me
Is 9-to-5 Franch for “day job?”
Well, what about the people who work at night? Are you saying they’re not worthy of “escaping” the night job rat race? I don’t pretend to speak for you; I just want to know.
Are You Ready to Make 2, 4, 8, Even 10X As Much As You Do Now? Then Escape Your 9-to-5!
No.
Pick a fuckin number, nimrod.
You’re dancing all over the place with your numbers — and I’m supposed to trust you with increasing income?
No.
Thank.
You.
Click the Link Below and ESCAPE! Escape Your 9-to-5!
Reaches down the center of my pants.
Escape this.
Swivels in, Swivels out.
