Turn 4% into 5%
Only 4% are going to make it.
You know why?
Because at the end of the day, only 4% make sure their alarms are set for the next day.
According to a study by the scientists at Ballistical Statistical, only 4% of people check their alarms for the next morning.
Pay attention to what I’m saying.
That doesn’t mean only 4% wake up on time. That doesn’t mean only 4% hear their alarms. That means only 4% make sure their alarms are set for the right time.
That means only 4% wake up with the same intention they had the night before. Only 4% do it deliberately. Only 4% are going to make it.
That’s 4% … out of 120%. (It was a special study. Ballistical Statistical specializes in special studies.)
4% is unacceptable.
Folks, my name is Randy Dandy and I am the world’s #1, leading, platinum-certified salesperson in all of Earth and in all of America.
I got to this position because I checked my alarm every single night.
By the way, I even set an alarm for the middle of the night … so I can get up and check my real alarm for the morning. If you get on top, you better stay on top.
You’ve seen me and my team sell all kinds of things to all kinds of people. You’ve seen me on TV. You’ve seen me on BlockBlock. You’ve seen me on TubeTube. You’ve seen me at the bus stop.
You’ve seen me all over because I’ve been all over — and if you’re going to be someplace, it might as well be all over.
You know me. Your momma knows me. Your daddy knows me (he doesn’t like me though). Your sister knows me (a little better than your momma). And you *know* that when I tell you only 4% of people check their alarms, I’m not making it up!
I’m like you. I was SHOCKED when I heard that from Ballistical Statistical.
But you know what shocked me more? Licking a light socket.
You Want to Succeed?
Check your alarm.
Ideally, check your alarm BEFORE you climb into bed. Who wants to get all snuggly, just to think about waking up again?
Check your alarm before you get in bed. It’s gonna make a difference.
Drop your trousers, wiggle into your jam-jams, and check your freakin alarm.
Then you can snuggle and buggle all you want. (If you have time …)
Folks, this is only the beginning. I’m platinum-certified, and I’m gonna teach you how to be certified too.
But you can’t get to the top until you start.
And you start … wherever you are.
This is Randy Dandy comin at ya.
And this is Randy Dandy runnin away …
