Tired? (In Business)

No small feet! (Photo by Ian Schneider on Unsplash)

Carrying a lot of weight?

Plop those suckers down here and let’s SCALE YOUR BUSINESS!

Full of shit?

Poop it out, lighten up, and let’s SCALE YOUR BUSINESS!

Tired?

Snort this.

Get your morale up so we can — you guessed it — SCALE YOUR BUSINESS!

If You’re Going to Tip Something

Folks, if you’re going to tip something, TIP IT IN YOUR FAVOR!

Take that dunce cap off, wad it up, and throw it away.

Why?

Because you don’t have to be a dunce anymore.

You can cow tip, if that’s what you’re into. It’s not exactly productive, but it *can* be used to practice tipping other things.

Like scales!

LET’S SCALE YOUR BUSINESS!

Reptilian

You wanna scale, sometimes you gotta be a snake.

Bite

Go on. Bite em! Sometimes it’s the ONLY WAY.

It’s Messed Up

You’re absolutely right, it’s messed up.

It’s messed up, it’s messed down, it’s messed sideways, it’s messy all over. That’s because the truth is a messy thing.

And the truth is, I’m here for one reason and one reason only.

That reason is to help you SCAAAAAAAAALE your business!

Jeez, I’m about to blow my voice out because I’ve been recording so many of these dang things.

It’s because I get excited!

I’m excited because I’m a walking vault of information. I’ve opened myself up, and my wealth is just pouring out into the masses.

I especially like it when they’re trading their wealth for my wealth — that’s a daggone beautiful thang.

And you know what I help with?

You know what my help wealth is about?

Yep.

It’s about SCAAAAAAAALING your business!

That’s right!

Whew. I’m so daggone tickled.

Ssssssssssso, where were we? (Photo by Boris Smokrovic on Unsplash)

Seriously

My primary #1 purpose in all of this is to help you SCAAAAAAALE your business!

We can 2x, 3x, 4x, 5x, 7x, 12x, 12.5x, 100x your business.

You know why?

Because that’s what I’m here to do!

Sometimes

I get so excited I trip over my own words.

But I think it’s better to trip over your own words than trip over your own feet.

Now can I get an amen?

Hell yeah I can get an amen!

Now can I get another amen?

Allllllllllrighty

Folks, I want you to be as excited as I am because I’m here to help you SCAAAAAALE your business!

No CTA

Folks, there’s not gonna be a call to action here.

You don’t need to watch a video, read a book, or “set up a routine.”

There won’t be an email, and there’s nothing you need to sign up to.

Why?

Because that’s how good we are.

Our system uses HELP from the Parapsychological Association. That’s right — we’re telemepathics!

You don’t need to look for anything.

Just summon your inner productivity demon, and get ready to scale.