They Asked Me To Do A Levi’s Commercial

RIng around the p … whole hand? (Photo by Patty Zavala on Unsplash)

But I Didn’t Have the Jeans For It

Pretty good, right?

Okay, here’s more:

The Year?

1402.

One guy says, “What’s wrong with him?”

The second guy says, “Something appears to be plaguing him.”

I’ve Been Walking Around the Future

It looks a lot like this.

And you were there, and you were there, and you were here, and you were there …

I Used to Live Under a Rock

But I had to come out.

Someone started smoking it.

Happy Friday.

PANTS AT HALF-MAST!

Swivels in, Swivels out.