My First Christmas Joke of the Year

Here, sit on this. (Photo by Ivana Petrinjak on Unsplash)

These last couple weeks have been increasingly busier, increasingly more demanding.

I haven’t eaten much over the last couple days. I haven’t slept enough over the last week. We all know how it goes.

It’s snowing today. That’s a nice birthday gift. (Not sarcastic.)

I’m sitting in a cafe. Which is a lot better than shitting in a cafe …

I have put in the bare minimum effort over the last week. I haven’t had much time to read. I’ve BARELY been able to get a post out each day.

And today may not be much different.

So let’s wrap this up.

What did the cheater get for Christmas?

An adult tree.