I Don’t Know If I’m Getting It Together

Unless your problem is crack. (Photo by sebastiaan stam on Unsplash)

But I Am Getting It On My Shirt

Mr. Swivels. You talked about being sick last week. Are you feeling better?

Thanks for remembering, Anonymous Interviewer. I feel better physically, but I’m probably sick in the head.

Excellent. If you’re going to be sick, the head is the best place for that.

My therapist says the same thing.

Speaking of therapy, where are you from?

When I was really young, I used to live inside my mom. After that, I moved around a lot.

Do you like corn on the cob?

You keep the cob, I’ll take the corn. Everybody knows cobs are for pipes and corn is for eating.

Have you ever lit a fart on fire?

Yeah, but not my own.

Do you think we’re digressing into juvenile humor?

I don’t think juvenile humor is a digression.

Mr. Swivels, you might be the best interview I’ve ever had.

Anonymous Interviewer, you make me want to ask your name.

This concludes Thursday’s post.

Swivels in, Swivels out.