Good day fine people. I SAY, GOOD DAY FINE PEOPLE! May I be added as a writer? I SAY, MAY I BE ADDED AS A WRITER PLEASE? I think I could be a good fit here. I SAY, I THINK I WOULD BE A GOOD FIT!

Sorry. This thing doesn't have closed captioning, and I wanted to make sure everyone can hear me ...

CAN EVERYONE HEAR ME?!