You know that amazing stuff you promise? That GREAT OFFER you allude to? The one where I have to subscribe to something completely different in order to get?
How come you can’t do it here?
Why do you keep the goods somewhere else — like your newsletter, or your website, or your online store?
Why can’t you just deliver it here?
What? You mean to tell me you’re on this platform to “create a funnel”?
If so, call me a clog. Because I’m not clicking. I’m not buying. I’m not going for it.
Show us what you have. Right here, right now.
What’s stopping you?
Are you scared?
Nervous?
Full of it?
I bet you’re full of it.
You Know What Else Has a Funnel?
A fucking tornado.
And we don’t need those either ….
Swivels in, Swivels out.
