Erection Day is Coming!
On one hand, I’m happy the erection is almost over.
On the other, I don’t know if that’s going to make much difference. But I hope it does.
Apolitical
I am apolitical.
I don’t like politics.
I don’t push a political point of view. And I generally don’t like hearing others’ political POVs.
It’s boring.
It doesn’t interest me.
I don’t find talking about it — or “debating” it — helpful.
Borrrrriiiinnnngggg.
I Cashed Out
I didn’t always think this way.
In fact, I was once proud and thankful to be part of the political system.
I canvassed. I helped people register. It was all exciting.
And then … it wasn’t exciting.
I thought an answer was for my views to become more extreme for the sake of being extreme. Because, for a period of time, I figured if my views were more extreme, they could sway things.
Even during that time, I believed a political stance is only as good insofar as you can practice it.
And while there were issues I was sympathetic to, many of them were not practical.
Finally I asked myself, “What good is walking around stressed out and ready to fight when I can’t even practice what I think should be?”
At some point, I became an annoying shit-talker.
Plus, as it turns out, no one gives a fuck about self-sacrifice for abstract concepts unless you spend most of your time SCREAMING about it. And I don’t want to SCREAM about it. Because THEN we all have HEADACHES.
So I cashed out.
Moderate
I’m a moderate, and I generally keep my mouth shut about it. It’s what I choose, and I’m thankful to be able to make that choice.
Frankly, I think American society is vast and complex, and I don’t pretend to understand all of it.
And the bits I do understand, I don’t pretend to know everything there is to know.
The views and values I have are largely apolitical. Of those that are political, my views are both on the left and on the right.
Also, my views have changed since my first erection.
Excuse me, election.
Have I been saying that the whole time?
In Conclusion
I don’t know why so many people were upset, surprised, and/or in denial about cocaine being at the White House in 2023.
It’s the fucking White House.
Besides, they call it political PARTY for a reason.
That joke’s about a year late, but whatever. If Putin can bomb, so can I.
The public sucks.
- George Carlin
