Eeeeeeeewps

Matty Swivels
1 min readOct 7, 2024

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I’m a bird, and I will poop on your head! (Photo by Mark König on Unsplash)

Man oh man.

Folks, it’s been a busy few days.

I was supposed to have a post on Saturday but *apparently* I didn’t schedule it.

I normally take Sundays off from Medium to catch up on some other work, which was the case yesterday. But I didn’t have a chance to even read anything here.

And then …

Today is Monday, and Mondays are busy. It’s why we call them Mondays. (Monday is Franch for “busy day.” Look it up.)

Given the workload I have for this week, I’m looking at a choppy sea of Mondays.

But hey, it happens.

I have another piece coming tonight … and, fair warning, it might be annoying.

Because it’s about Halloween.

Confession

I love Halloween — the holiday and the movies.

I published a couple pieces on Halloween a couple weeks ago. And I have more to say.

Much more.

So, folks, be prepared.

Because I’m about to geek out.

In the meantime, don’t forget about Butthole Money.

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Matty Swivels
Matty Swivels

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