An Adorable Adoption
I’m getting adopted!
I’ve been adopted once or twice before and it’s always been a real neat experience.
A couple weeks ago I was minding my own business but that got boring. So I went next door and started minding Barry’s business. Turns out Barry has some shady business so I went back to minding my own. Then I went crazy and started minding my manners.
I went outside and walked around for a little while and that’s when I heard it.
The sound was unmistakable.
The ears? Unmistakable.
The tail? Couldn’t miss it.
They Got Laws for These Paws
It’s a kitten!
There was a small hungry kitten hiding in a bush.
Turns out this little one was the same cat I’d seen a couple times before, but I thought she belonged to one of my neighbors.
She is black and white and she seemed very hungry. So I went inside, telling Barry to go fuck himself as I entered my own door. I grabbed a can of tuna and put it down for her outside.
It took a few days before I could pet her.
The poor kitten was very skinny. Too skinny.
She is black and white and extremely fluffy. She’s putting on weight. These last few days especially, she feels a lot healthier.
She’s skittish. A couple times I was petting her she freaked out and threw claws. She lives under my deck and naps in the sun. I’d like to bring her inside before the weather turns fall-nasty but she still needs to get used to me.
She is now my new kitten friend.
I like being adopted.
