After 3 Years in a Psych Ward
It’s Time to Move On
After 3 years in a psych ward, it’s time to move on.
Now you might say to yourself, “Is that something for you to decide?” And the truth is — no. But luckily, the others agree. And when the others say it’s time to move on, it’s time to move on.
Three years in a psych ward is a long time. A psych ward is no place for a psycho. Why? Because I get psyched up! How am I supposed to get better if I’m all psyched up?
But the real question is: where to next?
The Nut House
That’s right. I’m off to the nut house.
Some people think the psych ward is the same thing as the nut house, but that’s not true. The psych ward is the psych ward and the nut house is the nut house.
The nut house has pistachios.
The nut house has almonds.
The nut house has cashews (a banker’s favorite snack).
In the psych ward you have to ward away evil spirits and shit like that. But in a nut house, YOU HAVE A HOUSE!
I’m Not Saying This is an Escalator …
But it’s a step up.
Swivels in, Swivels out.
P.S.
Don’t tell anyone if you saw me outside.
