7 More Dirty Diner Thoughts
Oct 17, 2024
Let’s get right into it:
1. It’s better to have a tough time than it is to have a tough steak.
2. No I do not want the Dahmer Special.
Unless … wait a minute … can I get this cooked?
3. It ain’t a table, but I got something else you can clean.
4. Check out this big ole beef smell.
5. Calories? How bout you count these instead!
6. Guest: “I’d like to Sodom your Gomorrah.”
Server: “That isn’t a verb.”
Guest: “It is if I’m doin it!”
7. Cards and beef. They’re better rare.
Go on then. Take em with ya.
