7 Dirty Traffic Thoughts
Oct 22, 2024
1. Traffic jam? I wanted traffic jelly.
2. Nice ass signal, turnhole!
3. Hey, why don’t you honk this?
4. Turn only? More like sperm only! (Damn seamen — stay on the water.)
5. Semi? Pfff. More like semi-handicapped. Hurry it up! I *literally* have bigger fish to fry, and they aren’t getting any fresher in my backseat …
6. You say you’re tired now, but you’re gonna wish you were tired once I’m finished with your car. Yeah yeah, park right there. Take your time inside …
7. *Turns to the backseat.* THERE ARE NO ICE CREAM CONES. I SAID WE WERE GOING TO GET TRAFFIC CONES. KEEP IT DOWN, OR YOU’RE GOING TO WISH WE WENT STRAIGHT IN THE TURN-ONLY LANE!
And here is where I bow …
