5 Spoonerisms for Saturday

Here’s What I Have For Ya Today, Scotty:

Is this Yankees toast?! (Photo by Mishaal Zahed on Unsplash)

1. This place is a toast gown.

2. I’m shired of your tit.

3. I breed a nake.

4. Dis sounds thirty.

5. Nah, I’ll train the take.

And here are the originals:

1. This place is a ghost town.

2. I’m tired of your shit.

3. I need a break.

4. This sounds dirty.

5. Nah, I’ll take the train.

You probably figured that out already.

That’s because you’re smart, Scotty. Real. Smart.

Swivels in, Swivels out.